After buying up everything that was available, Progress Software has decided to buy itself in an unprecedented move according to industry analysts. After the acquisition is complete Progress plans to sell itself to Mindreef later this year which it now owns somehow creating a rip in the space time continuum.
On a lighter note, the North Pole is melting. This prompted Progress to announce that it would be buying the North Pole as soon as the ice has cleared out.
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